Poor Jokes

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world..
Student: ZEBRA
Teacher: How..
Student: Because it is Black & White

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What do you do when your chair breaks..
Call the chairman.

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A bus driver was heading down a street. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a ‘no left turn’ sign and
he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car.
Still – he didn’t break any traffic laws. Why not?

Answer – Bus Driver was not driving the bus, He was walking on the road.

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Q:- Can you name the Fitness Freak Hollywood actor who carries all his body building machines with him to wherever he goes….
A:- Gym Carry.

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What do you call a chicken in hot water tub

Soup
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What do computers like to eat..

Chips!

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How do cows do math?
With a COWculator!

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Teacher: Why is the little ant always confused?
Student: Because all his uncles are ants.

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Teacher: What is the best part of a Boxer’s joke?
Student: The PUNCH line.

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Teacher: What kind of house weighs the least?
Student: A LIGHT house.

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Why did you change your last job..

Because the company shifted and didn-t tell me where..

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Q: If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?

There is no smoke, it’s an electric train!
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Q : If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks,
what is a green house made of?

Glass

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Professor: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects..

Student: Don-t bite any !!!

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Signboard on one side of a super highway..

You are not looking at the road

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There were 7 frogs in a well.
one died. how many left……

Seven only, after dying , the frog wont come out of the well !!!!

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PJ for math students!
If pj is poor joke; then wat is p+ij..

Ans: Complex Joke ūüėČ

Y didnt u laugh on this joke..
Because Joke part is imaginary!

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What did baby corn ask mom corn..

Where is PopCorn..

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You walk into a room with a match, a karosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?

The match.

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A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals.
The man‚Äôs son was in the operating room and the doctor said, ‚ÄúI can‚Äôt operate on you. You‚Äôre my son.‚ÄĚ
How is that possible?

Answer – The doctor is his mom!

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Q: which liquid turns 2 solid upon heatng..

Anser: Pancake!!

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Y do u wear ur left shoe last..
Ans-Cos when you wear one shoe the other one is left.

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Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much..
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A: Well, people drink at a bar.. And bar is the unit of pressure

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When we throw a ball in the air why does it come down….
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because no one is there up to catch the ball.

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Teacher: Why is a river rich?
Student: It has two banks.

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Teacher: What is faster – heat or cold?
Student: Heat – you can catch cold.

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Teacher: What kind of room has no door or windows?
Student: a mushroom.

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Teacher: What word starts with an ‘E’ and has only one letter in it?
Student: an Envelope

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Teacher: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Student: Do-you-think-he-saur-us
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Name a place where caves has marks

Denmark
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A man jumped in to the river & never came back.
Another man jumped, he too didn’t return

conclusion:Man is soluble in water.

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Q – In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?
Think.

Ans – The other 9 fish are crying……………..

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Q. Once 5 house lizards : Mona, Teena, Heena, Seema and Karishma were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden,
Karishma started to sing a song. The moment Karishma stopped singing the song Mona,
Teena, Heena and Seema fell down from the wall !!!… WHY ???.

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coz, they all started clapping !!!!

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Whats the Similarity between a Mango tree and an apple tree……

Both don-t give Oranges..!!!

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused..

Because their daddies were mummies!

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand..

YOU dont find elephants with one hand

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School..

She had bright students!

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Q. How can you  cheat the railways..
Buy the ticket n don’t travel!
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Q:- What-s the difference between a fly and a mosquito..
A:- A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito
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One engineer and a doctor were in love with same girl. The engineer used to give her an apple every day. Why..
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Do you know why orange juice is so smart?

It concentrates!

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A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, “I’m bankrupt!” Why?

He was playing Monopoly.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and ‘seven ate nine’ (7, 8, 9).

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Can you name four days which start with the letter ‘T’?

Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow!

 

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Q:Why is everyone so tired on April 1..
Ans:Because they-ve just finished a long March!

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils..
Bcoz they have big fingers.

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Why does a dumb cat fall while walking….

Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0.
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Why did you put his Radio in d Refrigator..
I want to hear some cool Music.

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wat wud u call, when the dolls line up for movie tickets…..

barbieque
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Why are Fire Brigeds red in colour..

Ans:
Fire bridgeds have ladders,
ladders have steps,
steps are one foot to each other,
a foot is measured by a ruler,
a ruler may be a king or a queen,
but elizabeth was a queen,
elizabeth was also a ship,
ship sails in water,
water has fishes,
fishes have fins,
fins are the people of finland,
the flag of the finland s red in colour!

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Why do cows have bells hung on their neck..

bcoz there HORNS dont work!

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Sir:Why is Electric Wire placed so high……

Boy:If it was not placed so high, people would use that wire to dry their clothes..!!!

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Q. You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don’t have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?.

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER.
Using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

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Why should u not drink water while studying..

Because It will dilute ur Concentration..

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An egg fell down from a 20 ft table … but did not break .. !

Do you know the reason ..

Guess …. ….

it was “Lucky”..
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An old lady met a young guy outside an ATM. She asked him to check her balance.
So the young guy pushed her and she fell.

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Some ppl have the ability to lie..Do u know what this ability is called..

Liability! ūüėČ

Article publié pour la première fois le 25/07/2013

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